Al Borland

What is Al Borland?


1.

the assistant to Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor on the TV show Home Improvement. He is Tims bitch and does whatever Tim says. If you have a friend who is a bitch, call him Al Borland, or just Borland. This nickname originated at Fitchburg State College when "Al" would be the bitch of the dorm known as Mara Village 425. To this day "Al" answers to the simple name, Borland.

Joe- Hey Al Borland!

Borland- what

Joe- Give me a wrench.

Nate- Hey Borland!

Borland- what.

Nate- Go buy us some drinks.

See borland, wrench, bitch, al, fsc

2.

the assistant to Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor on the TV show Home Improvement. He is Tims bitch and does whatever Tim says. If you have a friend who is a bitch, call him Al Borland, or just Borland. This nickname originated at Fitchburg State College when "Al" would be the bitch of the dorm known as Mara Village 425. To this day "Al" answers to the simple name, Borland.

Joe- Hey Al Borland!

Borland- what

Joe- Give me a wrench.

Nate- Hey Borland!

Borland- what.

Nate- Give me a wrench!

See borland, wrench, bitch, al, fsc


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