Al Borland's Hammer

What is Al Borland's Hammer?

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A guy cums on a girlsface, sprinkles pubeson her face, and then hammers in the pubesby usinghis cock while yelling"IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the televisionshow Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last nightan "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

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