Al Borland's Hammer

What is Al Borland's Hammer?

1.

A guy cums on a girlsface, sprinkles pubeson her face, and then hammers in the pubesby usinghis cock while yelling"IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the televisionshow Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last nightan "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

See tools, tool time
9

Random Words:

Homo Tech
1. (aka 'homo technical foul') A penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupi..
Read more
Hee Haw
1. Adj. Meaning 'Nothing' or very little. Mainly a Central Scottish term. 'He went to get money out of his bank, but he had..
Read more
Marvin Krislov
1. He that reigns supreme over Oberlin College. He that has no limits and can bring all of Finney Chapel to orgasm with the very sound of h..
Read more
Book Banner