Al Desco Edit Meaning

1. The bruise you get under your fingernail from opening several beer cans. Jon drank so many cans of beer last night, he got a cantusion ..

1. a spontaneous erection that refuses to go away, it sticks out similarly to a zombie's arms Johnny did not want to go to the chalkb..

1. The Utah Cycle is: Males: Going on a mission, going to BYU, then either a) starting a crappy business, or b) working in a crappy busine..