What is Al Gore?
1.
The man who single handedly killed Manbearpig.
Al Gore killed Manbearpig? Are you cereal?
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2.
1. Former U.S. Vice President.
2. Grower of beards.
3. Practioner of Black Magic.
4. Inventor of the
Tyler: Hey, you want to go to church with me?
Jack: Church?
Tyler: Yeah, the Church of Al Gore's Beard!
Jack: Sweet, I'm there!
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3.
"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore
"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."
4.
A cure for insomnia.
Doctor, I can't get any sleep. What should I do?
Take two Al Gores and call me in the morning.
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5.
Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet
Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet
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6.
Global Warming activist / hipocritical D Bag:
A charlatan hypocrite, sitting back blissfully betrothed in his 20 room mansion that exploits more energy in one month than the average American household does in an entire year (that’s 12 times as much if you can’t do 1st grade mathematics) while laughing at his calculatingly false accusations of global warming while gas looms $5.00 per gallon.
This world is gettin' hot, I shit you not! ~Al Gore
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7.
I own my own shrimpin business.
I'm Al Gore and my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.
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