Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?


1.

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody


70

Random Words:

1. Miss J. Alexander, Runway Diva Coach Extraordinaireâ„¢, is one of the judges, and the runway coach on Americas Next Top Model. Miss J. st..
1. what the fuck! when words cant be expressed by just saying wtf in english "dude i saw your girlfriend cheating on you" "..
1. when two people are having sex the male gets an empty pop bottle and puts it on his dick (if it fits). Then he dumps big loads of sperm ..