Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Quadhead

1. A combination of four forehead's to form one giant repulsive monstrosity that is capable of sheltering small critters during the wi..

A Corey

1. When your friend tells you they will call you back and then doesn't pay you enough respect to call you back! Hey you pulled a CORE..

Ultimate Paradox

1. getting head from a girl in a movie theatre playing brokeback mountain Getting head there was an ultimate paradox. See head, ultimate,..

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