Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

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See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat Witness2: FOB MOB! See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat..

Aytf

1. Aye, the fuck? The new "wtf." Used often by pirates, and pirate wannabees. AYTF are you wearing that ninja shirt? AYTF?!? WH..

Cleve-wit

1. One who appears intellegent but only actually is in small bursts. IE. Someone who you think is smart after a 5 minute conversation. (No..

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