Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Guard Bum

1. One whose employement is generally more than the mandatory one-weekend-a-month, but less than a full-time employee of the National Guard..

Onixo

1. 1. Someone who repeatedly gets mad over jokes and not harmful content 1. Peter left the channel because he was being such an Onixo. Se..

Y2j

1. Chris Jericho. Y2J was the first undisputed champion of the WWE. See Red Shifter 2. the best wresler in the wwe company the walls ..

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