Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Quange

1. A more polite word for nob The man is a complete Quange 2. A slang word meaning female genetalia. Derives from the onomatopoeic natur..

Guidy

1. A shortened form of "guidance teacher". Perhaps only used by guidance teachers. Miss Forbes: "Well, that's your las..

W.m.d.s

1. Refers to a flirty obese womans huge breasts. She was attacking them with her W.M.D.s See breasts, tits, obese, flirty, woman..

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