Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

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1. When you order an expensive meal at a nice restaurant, and complain about the meal, in hopes of getting it for free or cheap. Man, that..

Slumpadinka

1. women that don't care how they dress or has lost interest in fashion for their selves. 1.) That girl came to the club bummed out. ..

De Smet

1. These kids think they are the it guys from the second they walk in the door. 1/2-retarded athletes, 1/4th-nerds,1/8- drug attics and 1/8..

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