Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Shiznoid

1. Word used to cap on people (Seattle Slang). Basically a combination of "shit", but street version (shiz) w/an addition of noid..

Ksyrup

1. a delicious fruit This kysrup makes me want to wank off. See fof 2. A gashed penis I tripped on a fence and ksyruped myself. See m..

Vaheen

1. slang for vagina. Used by the cool kids from back in the day. Everyone is starting it up again. Ecspecially in the 603. You're vah..

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