Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Godschalk

1. the last name of most assholes who you are secretly dating. Now the human being likes for you to expose yourself emotionally while they ..

Teacher Rape

1. to rape your teacher "i just teacher raped mrs. fazal!!!" See rape, rapes..

Qctm

1. quietly chuckling to myself instead of lol or rofl or lmao for instance if someone told you a joke online you wouldn't really la..

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