Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Tight Sack

1. An expression of coolness. john says "Hey Kevin i just bought an RX-7." Kevin says "Dude tight sack." See cool, a..

Noodlie

1. a small dirty blonde colored creature, interested mostly in eating, sleeping and other small things called 'luis'. Ocassionly ..

Trashpot

1. 1) an undesirable person 2) an alcoholic 3) a whore/slut/skank/etc. Brian received a cleveland steamerfrom some dude, he is such a tr..

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