Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Vaginapig

1. A male by birth a genes, who has a vagina and menstruates. He also is covered in grease and slime. Fuck, that vaginapig's such a g..

Vadge Pants

1. Any dude what akts like a pussy. Hey! Where you goin' Johnny Vadge Pants? See pussy, vagina, twat, deep v..

W.o.a.

1. Wall of ass.Like when you walk into a room full of farts from old guys and dogs and such. Man i got in my grandma's car today and ..

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