Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Hanging Blumpkin

1. While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper or..

University Paris 10

1. UPXNanterreUniversité Paris x Probably the most drab university EVER, located East of Paris. UPX is best known for being at the centre..

1. 1: When you "kill" or ruin an already finished joke. 2: Moving arms back and forth with mouth open complaining/arguing. 3: S..

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