Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Dballin

1. A kid who tries to act tough, but actually is lazy and uncoordinated. Shows properties a fairy. Guy: Who's that guy falling down t..

Zitties

1. zits on a chick's tits. Man, just as I was about to fuck that fat bitch, I started to grab her tits. It was then thatI realized t..

The Time

1. To have sexual intercourse in the back seat of your car. James: So I gave Alexia "The Time" last night. Gina: Why are you te..

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