Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Ygbfffm

1. acronym for: You gotta be fucking fist fucking me used for expression of be completely screwed in the ass. boss: "I'm going..

3 Times 3

1. It means your 9 millimeter gun "Po Po's Searchin my shit tryin to find my 3 times 3" Game ft. Cassidy - Aim For The Hea..

Uptight Ass

1. A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't ..

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