Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Helgesen

1. Helgesen is an old norwegian legend. It's about a young red-headed boy, going on adventure, searching for sea-food in a jungle. Onc..

Undercover Bucket

1. a guy who acts like a baller until you get to know him and you find out he's a bucket. julie:"girl i was talkin to mike then ..

Digitization Laser

1. a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer) Both the ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Al Johnson Edit Meaning