Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Jewindian

1. somebody who relishes in the fact that they are completely detrimental to the success of the people surrounding them.Enjoys taking your ..

W00txors

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..

Nuutz

1. Nuutz are your nuts except in a longer more exentric way of saying Im going to kick you in the NUUTZ! See nuts, crazy, balls, kick, pu..

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