Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Tsfy

1. Tough Shit For You Person 1: Aww f*ck, I have a project due tomorrow! D; Person 2: Dude..tsfy :/ See tsfy, tough, shit, for, you, lol..

Ugly Mug

1. A face that is undisputedly ugly and resembles that of a mug or cup. "You are an ugly mug.. and that is just a normal mug." ..

Roman Drought

1. The unfortunate side effect of a roman candle (def. 2) gone wrong. When the potential projectile becomes lodged in the urethra resulting..

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