Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

The Sea Funk

1. a funk in the sea. nuff said. im done with dat shit - the sea funk See sea, funk, old, gregg, greg..

Cheesy

1. This is an important word and nobody has it right yet. What it means is: Trying too hard, unsubtle, and inauthentic. Specifically that..

Hpb

1. High Ping Bastard. A player on an online multiplayer game with a high latency, which accounts for "lagging." I'm an HPB ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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