Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Zoltork

1. To go to the bathroom and take a monster shit. Zoltork: "Afk monster shit." See zoltork, monster shit, wow, frog..

Zerg-girl

1. When a guy has a female friend that he is not necessarily in a relationship with but has a strong friendship with. this girl has alot of..

Yuman

1. some game cube head fruitcake. always makin old ass jew jokes..everyone knows hes a jew and a gaylord...i mean whats this kids deal Yum..

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