Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Matching Carpets

1. where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/ See p..

Kiyoko

1. 1. life of the party 2. multiracial 3. loves to play hard (usually with some jack daniels) 4. mirror is her best friend 5. CONFIDENT..

Lighter Fag

1. A person who routinely brings a lighter (usually a jet lighter) in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently flashthe lighter a..

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