Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Reuneral

1. When the family gets together for a funeral, but go mostly so that they can socialize with extended family. Most families have reunions..

Booty Dog

1. A girl who cannot function unless she has had her daily dosage of dick n da booty... Damn dude if your looking to get a smelly burrito,..

Knotsy

1. full of knots (pronounced nazi) That rope is knotsy!!..

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