Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Standard Equipment

1. Each side starts out with the equipment that they normally and have been shown to consistently carry on them. For example, Daredevil wo..

Elephant Smack

1. it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa man 1: ur ugly..

Nose Picking

1. Verb: To pick your nose, to clear of boogers. Usually when blowing with a tissue fails. Technical: Manual mucus extraction via the in..

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