Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?


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When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody


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