Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Moldy Sausage Transfer

1. where a girl vomits and shis on your dick and gives you oral sex and rubs it into your pubes and gooch mary gave a moldy sausage transf..

Oral Fixation

1. A psychological condition in which a person is unconsciously obsessed with the mouth and feels the need to always be sucking or chewing ..

Yopp

1. An exclamation of extreme excitement or happiness. Jojo saved his whole world thanks to his great yopp. See yopp, happy, excited, seus..

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