Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Get Me Some Hump

1. What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you... "He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!&q..

Oonst

1. A word used in the vocalization or imitation of the standard 4/4 techno beat. The 'oon' mimics the bass drum beat and the &apo..

Jumbo Kosher Dill

1. A well-endowed Vulcan's penis. The term "kosher" can be correctly used as the Vulcans follow a vegetarian diet that conf..

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