Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Yormen

1. Cool,Awesome,Pwning,Best,Something that the "in-crowd" likes. Tim is very yormen. See Ryan..

Jerking Your Cock

1. Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking arou..

Unsluttle

1. Blatantly or obviously slutty. Not even attempting to hide the magnitude of the sluttage. Contrast: sluttle "Did you see how many..

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