Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

H'aint

1. Verb, past tense. A contraction of the words "have" and "aint", resulting in a synonym to "have not". &q..

European Train

1. When an anonymous male ejaculates on an unaware individual who is riding on a crowded subway or train. After i got off a packed subway ..

Mado

1. Japanese for window. Also a cat that hangs around or constantly peers out windows but never goes outside. Hey mado you gonna sit there ..

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