Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Yetti Fist

1. An oversized mooseknuckle or a cameltoe on an extremely fat woman Man, i wouldn't want the Yetti Fist on that fat hoe to get me. ..

Zigga Fuck

1. a zigga in every sense plus a hint of the star character from the mtv true life movie "Jail Bait" from the late 90's. ex..

Zakarin

1. Originated in the Siberian Tundra, Meaning overly obsessive Yo that kid is zakarin about porn he watches midget porn day and night See..

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