Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Nice Necklace

1. When you hang somebody im gonna compliment you on your necklace tommorow...

The Ring

1. Can be damaged by LORD activity. The ring should be insured against LORD activity to avoid further damage. I must stop trading outright..

Hes

1. An 'abbreviation' for Heck Yes! HES im going to that party! 2. instead of using his or her in correct grammer, which is ann..

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