Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

You Me At Six

1. an absolutely awesome band. guy: hey have you heard you me at six's new song? guy 2: yeah its sickk See music, band, rock, josh,..

Manged

1. a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually Dude, last night I g..

Optometrist Suprise

1. While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see. Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things..

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