Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Unforgivable

1. A series of awesome videos, starring a add-libbing black man describing his day, these are the best videos on youtube by far. So what d..

Chicken And Chops

1. Old school inspired reference to the conformity and uniformity of working middle class life pre-1980's. Life as we knew it before ..

Vomberry

1. The vomberry is the stinky fruit originating from the ginkgo tree, with an odor classifiable as the most disgusting on earth. Those who ..

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