Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Poon-stirring

1. THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS..

Treasure Poll

1. A person's (typically male) shaft, or man rod. More commonly reffered to as a penis, dick, or cock. I made a pass at his treasure..

Neuf

1. Having or getting oral sex after a long night of drinking with one or more friends or family members passed out next you. I got smashed..

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