Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Vin Diesel Film

1. Another name for a turd that clogs the toilet due to its massive size. Its name derives from the fact that it stinks and is not well rec..

W.b.n.

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Evalugaytion

1. Pronounced: ee-val-ue-gay-shun Any of several scientific methods for determining homosexuality in others by quantitatively analyzing a ..

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