Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Renovo

1. Slang for "Salty Dick" in South Carolina, mostly in the Charleston and Goose Creek regions. "I went out with Brett last ..

Grindfapping

1. The act of pleasuring oneself via the acquisition of a number in gaming, usually experience points or a level. Derived from the root te..

Zizz

1. See I iz. See FouyA 2. a wee sleep just had a zizz See zizz, sleep, snooze, nap, zzz..

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