Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Dire

1. very bad, very serious or extreme, critical, desperate, critical the dire issue of oil profits, that garbage looks dire,to find Bin Lad..

Iddst

1. Means: If Destroyed Defiantly Still True Amy Love Bob IDDST = Amy Loves Bob If Destroyed Defiantly Still True See iddst, love, de..

Douche Turtle

1. 1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran. 2. A stupid fangirl 3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railro..

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