Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Extreme Football.

1. playing football extremely in a thunderstorm. please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when ..

Ytf?

1. Shorthand for "why the fuck?", usually used as an exclamation of a comment made during texting or IM-ing. lisa- u kno I brk u..

Zened Out

1. Tangled up in the beauty of something or someone. A lost sense of awareness. Just breathing, but nothing else. Lost in a feeling, emotio..

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