Al Johnson

What is Al Johnson?

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

See piss boner, morning wood, boner, woody

Feels Ya

1. I agree, Im listening. To like something Nigga 1: Ayo any nigga playah hatin, I bust out ma chrome an wet up they wig piece ya feels? ..

Tug And A Weep

1. To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories. Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have t..

Inhibitations

1. The exact emotion you loose when being in a hyper real state, on a moment that the every day constraints of work don't exist. &quo..

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