Al Sams

What is Al Sams?


1.

Expert geologist, military dissenter, and once small-time country music star. Hobbies include jamming in his southern-metal quartet, "The Rock Cycle", as well as dancing, exploring the countryside, buying and wearing new boots, protesting the Power Rangers, and riding in helicopters. Wears a belt buckle shaped like a shark to show his love for the Puerto Rican teen gang, of which it is rumored he was a member in 1960's New York.

Al Sams busted up those dirty Jets and then considered going out to look for some rocks or something, but he was kind of bored of that.

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only the best dancer ever

mista' sams was breakin it down on field day


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