What is Al Sharptonism?
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A horrible disease that, once contracted, is incurable. People with Al Sharptonism think that EVERYTHING is racist. Other symptoms often, but not always, include being wider than you are tall, having a hairdo that hedgehogs would consider excessive, and talking in Ebonics.
My favorite Al Sharptonistic phrase is "My black brotha' just tripped over a stick! The tree that dropped that sick must be a KKK member! Arrest that sonofabitch evergreen before his racist ways infect the entire population of the Divided States!"
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The act of riding in the bed of a pickup truck due to lack of available seats inside the cab. Favored by rednecks, frat boys, and illega..
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Another name for Catawba Valley Community College (CVCC) in Hickory, NC.
Located on Highway 70 across from the luxurious Wal-mart.
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