What is Al Sharptonism?
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A horrible disease that, once contracted, is incurable. People with Al Sharptonism think that EVERYTHING is racist. Other symptoms often, but not always, include being wider than you are tall, having a hairdo that hedgehogs would consider excessive, and talking in Ebonics.
My favorite Al Sharptonistic phrase is "My black brotha' just tripped over a stick! The tree that dropped that sick must be a KKK member! Arrest that sonofabitch evergreen before his racist ways infect the entire population of the Divided States!"
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the first shot of semen that goes farther than all the rest
I hit her in the eye with some varsity sperm from all the way across the ro..
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Used for calling someone gay.
"he looks likes he eats quiche"
"you quiche eater!"
See batty boy, gay, homo, poof..
