What is Al Sharptonism?
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A horrible disease that, once contracted, is incurable. People with Al Sharptonism think that EVERYTHING is racist. Other symptoms often, but not always, include being wider than you are tall, having a hairdo that hedgehogs would consider excessive, and talking in Ebonics.
My favorite Al Sharptonistic phrase is "My black brotha' just tripped over a stick! The tree that dropped that sick must be a KKK member! Arrest that sonofabitch evergreen before his racist ways infect the entire population of the Divided States!"
Random Words:
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The act of sniffing obcene amounts of cocaine.
Hey Debbie, meet me in the bathroom to pack my beak.
Im going to the club tonight..gonn..
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The act of stealing someone's kill.
"Seven assists?Killjacular!"
See halo, kill, tacular, killjacular..
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the bestest friend in the whole wide world that anyone could ask for.she is amazing, fun to be around, funny, stupid, loyal, trustworthy..
