What is Al Sharptonism?
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A horrible disease that, once contracted, is incurable. People with Al Sharptonism think that EVERYTHING is racist. Other symptoms often, but not always, include being wider than you are tall, having a hairdo that hedgehogs would consider excessive, and talking in Ebonics.
My favorite Al Sharptonistic phrase is "My black brotha' just tripped over a stick! The tree that dropped that sick must be a KKK member! Arrest that sonofabitch evergreen before his racist ways infect the entire population of the Divided States!"
Random Words:
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The act of being extremely content with your current situation.
Today has been most excellent for me, therefore I feel vestibulous...
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Someone who acts like a fag and plays in a rock band
John: Did you hang out with Steve last night?
Adam: No he was being a Queer Cobai..
