Alabama Alarm Clock

What is Alabama Alarm Clock?

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a womanup by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

See dirty sanchez, donkey punch, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, angry dragon

Dahbah

1. a stupid or gay person Look at that dahbah over there! You stupid dahbah! See dahbah, stupid, gay, dumb, dah, bah..

Duke Nuke

1. to have haemeroids real bad the reason im always pissed off is on account of my bad case of duke nuke See bhb..

Jizzwad

1. n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen. Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cunt..

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