Alabama Alarm Clock

What is Alabama Alarm Clock?


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The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a womanup by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

See dirty sanchez, donkey punch, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, angry dragon


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