Alabama Alarm Clock

What is Alabama Alarm Clock?


1.

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a womanup by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

See dirty sanchez, donkey punch, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, angry dragon


36

Random Words:

1. A jacknut is a less offensive term used to insult someone. Derek, you're such a crazy jacknut! 2. a less offensive term for jack..
1. A mass quanity of all things amazing concentrated in one person, place, or thing. "It's so... just... I can't describe t..
1. people who dogmatically and absurdly persist in disagreeing with one's own dogmatic and absurd beliefs. see the work of John Rawls..