Alabama Alarm Clock

What is Alabama Alarm Clock?

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a womanup by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

See dirty sanchez, donkey punch, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, angry dragon

Gaum

1. The action of making a mess; being careless. (Pronounced gahm). Look what you did, you weren't watching what you were doing and yo..

Irksome

1. ticklish, squirmy, rather irritating. does not like to be touched. smells. oh god please no. stoppit no. oh lord. im irksome. so god..

Zbin

1. To buy or purchase. From the latin phrase "midgetcock". You looked like a Zbin when you used daddys money to buy the ferris w..

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