Alabama Alarm Clock

What is Alabama Alarm Clock?

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a womanup by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

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Zausum

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1. What you type in to warn your friends your parental units are entering the room so they dont say anything theyll regret. Bob- And that ..

Blackberry Thumb

1. Pain of the thumb from excessive use of a blackberry device keyboard I spent three hours a day checking email and now I've got a c..

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