Alabama Alarm Clock

What is Alabama Alarm Clock?

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a womanup by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

See dirty sanchez, donkey punch, rusty trombone, cleveland steamer, angry dragon

Expletivery

1. noun the act of uttering profane/obscene/vulgar language. - '@#!%*&^)#(*>@<?!*!!!' - 'wow, expletivery much?..

Oculoid

1. Someone who always forgets to open their eye lids. You wake up, do your daily routine, goto school and someone asks "Why do you ..

Pooh Bear

1. To be dressed in only a t-shirt. I had the house to myself this weekend so I did a pooh bear. See nudity, t-shirt 2. Pooh bear, A t..

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