What is Alabama Big M?
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Any tall white kid with a fetish for alabama hot pockets and bombay rolls. They are usually found jerking off in subways in groups of 5/6. They are classed as 'outcasts'
1st kid: that alabama Big M kid is always jacking off over pics of his sister.
2nd kid: weak
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