Alabama Cologne

What is Alabama Cologne?

The odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time.

My redneck friend spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing Alabama cologne

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Gabification

1. 1) Gossiping excesively with your best friend 2) Hearing the craziest stories that you would never hear from anyone else 3) Spending t..

Nonversationist

1. A person who when talked to doesn't make much sense and is a bad conversationist. The person being talked to walks away more confus..

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