Alabama Crab Apple Edit Meaning

1. An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans. Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely diff..

1. An ankle that is so saturated with veins, it looks more like a ball of earthworms than a bone. "I'm buying grandma some socks..

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