Alabama Crab Dangler

What is Alabama Crab Dangler?


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N. The name of the jiggle and swing motion used to release unwanted shitthat is dangling out of your butt when your shit is hanging from your butt and you want it to fall into the toilet or desired area. Commonly used when no toilet paper is avaliable.

Last night i took a huge shit and it wouldnt let go ... I did the Alabama Crab Dangler and it fell right out.

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