What is Alabama Crabdangle?
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The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".
Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
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