What is Alabama Firefighter?
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The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.
"Man Dylan, she's still complaining about her 3rd degree burns. I couldn't cum fast enough. That alabama firefighter can really sneak up on a guy"
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