Alabama Goggles Edit Meaning

1. An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are. Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??..

1. Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed) "He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."..

1. when a girl performs oral sex on a man while giving him a hand job. All at the same time!! :) that girl was so hot, and she gave me th..