Alabama Hammer

What is Alabama Hammer?

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

See teabag, mushroom stamp, cock slap

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