Alabama Hogsucker

What is Alabama Hogsucker?

When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.

Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.

See alabama, oral, sex, pork, Charlie the Unicorn

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