What is Alabama Hot Docking?
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A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.
Charles: What you doing tonight?
Eddie: Your mum
Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan
Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.
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