Alabama Hot Pocket

What is Alabama Hot Pocket?


1.

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.

See SWC

2.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

See dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, snowballing, donkey punch, the angry pirate

3.

When a manexcretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.

"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."

See alabama, hot, pocket, hawt, fecal matter, feces, vagina

4.

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.

See vagina, sex, shit, poop, fuck

5.

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.

Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

See poop, turd, cleavland steamer, poop dick, anal

6.

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

See alabama, hot, pocket, sex, gavin, ryan

7.

Shitting in a girls vagina during sex.

I gave J-Lo an Alabama Hot Pocket last night.

See alabama, shit, sex, vagina, j-lo


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