Alabama Hot-pocket

What is Alabama Hot-pocket?

1.

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.

She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an alabama hot-pocket -- tell me you can't feel THAT, bitch!

See condom, icy-hot, pain, revenge, punishment, evil

2.

The act of taking a shit into a womens vagina and then soon after, eating the shit.

Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!

Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!

Al- You dont even know what the are do you?

Tony- Nope!

See hot pocket, dirty sanchez, upper decker

3.

the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.

The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!

See alabama hot-pocket, shit, pussy, fuck, fucking, screwing, sex
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