What is Alabama Hot-pocket?
1.
A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.
She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an alabama hot-pocket -- tell me you can't feel THAT, bitch!
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2.
The act of taking a shit into a womens vagina and then soon after, eating the shit.
Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!
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3.
the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.
The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
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