Alabama Hotpocket Edit Meaning

1.

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

See lube, alabama, hotpockets, shit, pussy, dildo machine

2.

The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.

Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.

See icy-hot, bengay, burn, sex move, revenge, joke, alabama, hot-pocket, hotpocket

3.

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.

dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.

See nasty, shitty, doo, dooty, vagina

4.

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.

I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.

See shit, alabama, food, hotpockets, hot, pockets, pocket, hots, sex, vagina