What is Alabama Lavan?
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A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!
Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!
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German origin. now in available in South Africa
SEXY South African Male.
Living in Durban Kwa-Zulu Natal..
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A potato with cheese that you order while eating at an overpriced, mediocre restaurant. Also can mean eating out a girl while she farts..
