What is Alabama Lavan?
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A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!
Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!
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A comment used to comment on videos on youtube to explain nothing and make pointlessness irony.
Somehow I think it is hilarious....
~V..
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Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe..
