What is Alabama Lavan?
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A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!
Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!
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A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.
Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFH..
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The act of creating your own word, and later submitting its definition to slangdefine. Also referred to as "U.D." for short.
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