Alabama Rodeo

What is Alabama Rodeo?


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When you're having sex with someone and you tell them you have AIDS. After you deliver that statement, see how long it takes for them to jump off of you.

Lisa was riding me when I told her I have AIDS and it took her five seconds to get off me. That was my Alabama Rodeo Record!

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