Alabama Sandstorm

What is Alabama Sandstorm?


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When getting head on the beach give the girl a facial, and while her face is covered in you jiz throw sand on her face and run away as fast as you can

like oh may god i thought i was on a romantic date on the beach but i just got alabama sandstormed!

See jiz, facial, head, skeet face, skeet mask


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