What is Alabama Swamp Ass?
The sweaty juice that builds up in your ass cheeks after strenuous activity.
Billy - Hey, something smells icky in here.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.
A smelly fluid that secretes from hillbillys after they run after supper
"Man pa, yous sure does smely likes swammp ass"