What is Alabama Thundersmack?
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After male orgasm, he waits a little bit, pulls out and smacks the female on the face with his dick, that is covered in his/hers juices
After sex, I told my girlfriend I had a surprise for her... after fucking her I gave her an Alabama Thundersmack
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A politically correct term for "fat".
She wanted to set me up with her friend who she called "full figured". I said..
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Anything shiny/glowy/pretty that seems to attract the "differently abled" from miles around.
Made of shiny chrome and spewing..
