Alabama Whack-a-mole

What is Alabama Whack-a-mole?


1.

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.

One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.

See alabama, hot pocket, prolapse, buttsex, buttsecks

2.

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.

"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."

See sex act, foreplay, whack, alabama, mole, testicles, clitoris


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