What is Alabama Whack-a-mole?
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The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.
One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.
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When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.
"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."
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