Alabama Woodscrew

What is Alabama Woodscrew?

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when a gapped toothed backwoods cousin fuckin hill billy widdles a massive wooden cock and fucks a chick with it till she has splinters

i gave that fuckin bitch the Ol' Alabama Woodscrew to teach her a lesson

See wood, screw, alabama, lesson, cock

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