What is Alabaman?
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A person from Alabama. Also, anything that is backwards and uneducated, like the state of Alabama itself. Alabamans suck primarily because they lack education in the three Rs: readn' riten' and rithmatic. Coincidentally, Alabamans decided that riten and rithmatic were to be spelled without the letter "W."
Cletus rarely wears shirts without grease stains and his own hillbilly name on it. He also practices
domestic abuse . He must be a an Alabaman.
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to vishously fuck the butt while dumping the womans head in the toilet.
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One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.
"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."
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