What is Alabaman?
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A person from Alabama. Also, anything that is backwards and uneducated, like the state of Alabama itself. Alabamans suck primarily because they lack education in the three Rs: readn' riten' and rithmatic. Coincidentally, Alabamans decided that riten and rithmatic were to be spelled without the letter "W."
Cletus rarely wears shirts without grease stains and his own hillbilly name on it. He also practices
domestic abuse . He must be a an Alabaman.
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not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.
Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn ..
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Suspicious but yet somewhat optimistic. Tread with suspicion but with a tinge of hope that whatever bad is happening is not true.
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