What is Alabaman?
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A person from Alabama. Also, anything that is backwards and uneducated, like the state of Alabama itself. Alabamans suck primarily because they lack education in the three Rs: readn' riten' and rithmatic. Coincidentally, Alabamans decided that riten and rithmatic were to be spelled without the letter "W."
Cletus rarely wears shirts without grease stains and his own hillbilly name on it. He also practices
domestic abuse . He must be a an Alabaman.
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the act of using a plunger to dislodge chrome from the underbelly of a fruitcake
"Honey, there's some chrome on the underbell..