Alabaster Banana Chamois

What is Alabaster Banana Chamois?

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1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

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