Alacrity

What is Alacrity?


1.

A cool word used by Demetri Martin on the Daily Show, but he totally doesn't know what it means. Neither do I. Go look it up.

To Jon Stewart: "You have a basic cable show, that's called the Daily Show, that's on 4 days a week instead of 7...You really nailed it, man. I mean, no offense, but you're not exactly what people would call an alacrity." -Demetri Martin

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2.

a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)

o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.

FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!

HnR)Alacrity

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