What is Alakazam?
When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
1. verb, the act of sneezing and for snot to hang out of your nose.
2. noun, snot
1. oh dear i just alakazamed everywhere
2. ahh theres alakazam everywhere