What is Alamo Heights?
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Preppy neighborhood bubble inside Loop 410 in San Antonio, Texas. People who live there are called oh-niners, for the last two digits of their zip code.
"We have an awesome tennis team at Alamo Heights High school."
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Alamo. Heights is a small town in the heart of San Antonio. Alamo Heights is renowned for it's academic excellence and is also well known for their state champion sports teams. Many stereotypes are made about Alamo Heights. These are made by people who are too ignorant to realize that Alamo Heights is not a snobby, rich, bubble, but a wholesome community built on values and family. There are, although, some people who match this stereotype, but the normal people much outweigh the snobs. Many Oh9ers as they're called, are nice and considerate. Alamo heights is really no different from any other suburb and should be treated as such. Any one who bashes Alamo Heights is mostly just jealous and feels inferior to nothing greater than where thy are.
Alamo Heights highschool is great
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Alamo Heights is a city in San Antonio and the kids who live there are the snobbiest kids you will ever meet. When you enter Alamo Heights you see 10 million dollar houses and people walking around the streets with their high designer clothes on or either driving a 100,000 dollar car. If you are privleged enough to go to Alamo Heights you pretty much get looked at by any college in the United States, because of the academic level there. They are also known for their sports teams that break many national records. Saint Mary's Hall is a private school and these kids are also included in this bubble. They have no idea about the outside world, because they are trapped inside this rich and powerful town. You go into Terril Hills and Olmos Park and you will find some of the rudest snobbiest people ever, just because of the money they have. The people who live inside there are called 09-ers and they rarely leave this bubble. The Alamo Heights football team are like celebrities, and they think they own the world.....which I guess they probably could. Just a few years ago Dave letterman said that Alamo Heights was the third snobbiest school in the nation, and i agree. They all know that they have money, and that they go to one of the best highschools in the nation, therefore they walk around thinking they are better than everyone else. The softball team is really good at Alamo Heights, and the tennis team has more state championships than any other team in any other sport in the state of texas. Basketball is also a big sport along with baseball in the spring. To end all of this Alamo Heights along with Highland Park is probably the most known, snobbiest and richest school in texas. If you ever dare to go to one of their parties just get ready to encounter endless amounts of alcohol and drugs because they have the money to provide it. The girls are beautiful and the boys are hot, and they seem to have too much drama.
alamo heights has too much money
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Incorporated into the city of San Antonio in 1922 this suburb holds a lot of charm as it's growth preceded the "cookie cutter" approach most developers took in nearby suburbs. Alamo Heights has the largest population of these suburbs by more than 2,000 with a total of 7,319. In the 2000 census the demographics reported that: of the 7,319 citizens 6,146 were caucasian, 992 hispanic, 181 other and the median income for families was $86,897.00. The reported median income makes this not the wealthiest suburb of San Antonio,believed by most, but rather the third wealthiest. It follows: Shavano Park with a median of $120,172.00, Olmos Park with a median of $103,571.00. Another important note is that Alamo Heights is a city of new money rather than old money such as the latter; which will continue as residents with education surpassing high school lags around 21.6%. Still with the median income as high as it is, there is a $45,205.00 difference between Alamo Heights and the city of San Antonio. Where the sensation over "09ers" begins is Alamo Heights High School where the students consistently perform lower than Reagan high school and Churchill High school but are proud of their performance in sports and the ignorant title of "rich" they have provided for themselves. I can't say it is all in their own hands however, complacency to their ignorance is provided by the public in the city of San Antonio.
In an ideal world:
person 1: "where do you go to school? "
Person 2: "Alamo heights. I know I know!*giggle*"
Person 1: "you know what? OHhhhh, that you're ignorant to reality?"
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The richest area in all of San Antonio, TX. Famous for arrogant kids, expensive cars, and egos bigger than their houses.
Rumors exist of a teen who once attended Alamo Heights High School whose parents earned less than $100,000/year, but this is still unconfirmed. The high school is further known for buying its way to as many state titles in various sports as possible. However, teams struggle in the playoffs due to the inability to get their heads out of their own asses.
The mascot of "the Mules" seems to have double meaning in this case. First, this represents the area's unwillingness to actually do any real work or labor, and so this work is then passed on to lesser beings, like mules. Second, as mules are half horse, half donkey, people of Alamo Heights are half whores, half asses.
"So you went to Alamo Heights High School?"
"Yeah, which makes me better than you. At everything."
"But you've never worked a day in your life."
"Yeah, but my dad's rich."
"But you dropped out after Junior year."
"Yeah, but my dad's rich."
"But you're now 34."
"Yeah, but my dad's rich."
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a snooty town, in san antonio texas. They are not actually very rich, but they like to pretend they are. everyone in alamo heights thinks they are rich, but others having lived in other places know they are not, and get really pissed off when these people try to act nonchalant and rich. they think they are the whole world, and their academics suck. Really, they do.
no one in alamo heights will understand this because again, they think they are everything.
"I'm from alamo heights, so i get a good education and have lots of money!"
"No you don't. You are stupid, and although not poor, mediocre. You are part of the bourgeoisie. Not that you understand that."
"whatever, i'm rich."
"haha, right..."
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