Alan Bread

What is Alan Bread?

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's analbeard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

See tromboning, chew, alan, bread, anal, beard

Old Lady Crotch Fat

1. The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape. Pretty much self explanatory... Did..

Dirty Piece Of Spine

1. A Shit, poo, fecal matter. "Get the door mate!, I'm just popping upstairs to the shitter, got to pinch of a dirty piece of sp..

Klamming Out

1. Zoning out with a stupid look on your face. Dude, cheek out Hideki he is klamming out. See zoning out, stupid, face..

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