Alan Bread

What is Alan Bread?

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's analbeard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

See tromboning, chew, alan, bread, anal, beard

Oiling The Wood

1. To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood See jerking off, jacking..

Quakered

1. A term used to describe hard beating. Used often in video games in place of "raped". Wow that kid just got quakered. Get quak..

Shitons

1. Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husb..

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