Alan Bread

What is Alan Bread?

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's analbeard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

See tromboning, chew, alan, bread, anal, beard

Mummert

1. to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther a..

Mlj

1. under aged person (younger than 18) - "Wow look at that girl!" - "Are you crazy? She's mlj!" See mlj, yung, ..

Rupert The Bear

1. A white, hairy twat. The good thing about shagging your gran is that you get a bowl of stew afterwards. The bad thing is that shes got ..

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