Alan Bread

What is Alan Bread?

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's analbeard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

See tromboning, chew, alan, bread, anal, beard

As Camp As A Row Of Tents

1. someone who is so gay they are flamming! he's as camp as a row of tents! See Micky..

Ratcatcher

1. A king amongst men who likes to catch rats of all shapes and sizes, purely for the benefit of his fellow ratcatchers. "Dude, Fozzy..

Fart Throttling

1. The act of releasing a small portion of your fart to avoid confrontation. There was no way I'd make it through our long quarterly ..

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