Alan Gray

What is Alan Gray?


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Greatest man ever to live.

Currently believed to be predecesssor and successor of Jesus christ.

If the world was Rugby-ball shaped; He'd be king.

Born circa. 4000 BC, although real date unknown.

Currently resides in Olympus.

South African God of thunder.

Creator of the missionary position.

extremely fit woman: ALAN! I LOVE YOU!!

Alan Gray: Eeeer, sorry, its just eeeer, non-sensicle. Im afraid eeeer, ive currently got the world to save.

Extremely fit woman: What? With rugby?

Alan Gray: Yes, and WITH MY AXE!!!

See alan, rugby, beer, sex


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