Alan Gray

What is Alan Gray?

Greatest man ever to live.

Currently believed to be predecesssor and successor of Jesus christ.

If the world was Rugby-ball shaped; He'd be king.

Born circa. 4000 BC, although real date unknown.

Currently resides in Olympus.

South African God of thunder.

Creator of the missionary position.

extremely fit woman: ALAN! I LOVE YOU!!

Alan Gray: Eeeer, sorry, its just eeeer, non-sensicle. Im afraid eeeer, ive currently got the world to save.

Extremely fit woman: What? With rugby?

Alan Gray: Yes, and WITH MY AXE!!!

See alan, rugby, beer, sex

Bacon Stripes

1. The stains on a pair of panties or thong that was found under your bed on a tuesday after a long weekend of drinking beer,smoking pot an..

W.i.a.

1. Well Intentioned Asshole I think you're pretty smart But you act like such a jerk, I can't stand your fake rebellion misd..

Kadear

1. the roof of a high end luxury car. mostly found in bentleys and rolls royce. your girls legs hit my kadear last night! we had a great..

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