Alan Gray

What is Alan Gray?

Greatest man ever to live.

Currently believed to be predecesssor and successor of Jesus christ.

If the world was Rugby-ball shaped; He'd be king.

Born circa. 4000 BC, although real date unknown.

Currently resides in Olympus.

South African God of thunder.

Creator of the missionary position.

extremely fit woman: ALAN! I LOVE YOU!!

Alan Gray: Eeeer, sorry, its just eeeer, non-sensicle. Im afraid eeeer, ive currently got the world to save.

Extremely fit woman: What? With rugby?

Alan Gray: Yes, and WITH MY AXE!!!

See alan, rugby, beer, sex

Fuquard

1. A respectable, high class replacement for the f word; also short for the home planet of the Fuquardians (see also Fuquardia) Ex 1: Bos..

Toe Broke

1. Adj: The act of being amazingly ugly. Syn: fugly, shovel face That is one toe broke tranny. See ugly, nasty, hideous, fugly, shov..

Zab

1. To be a of great character, sexy and suave. also to be of man-whore status "Man, another girl? You are such a Zab! See steve, sex..

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