Alan Gray

What is Alan Gray?

Greatest man ever to live.

Currently believed to be predecesssor and successor of Jesus christ.

If the world was Rugby-ball shaped; He'd be king.

Born circa. 4000 BC, although real date unknown.

Currently resides in Olympus.

South African God of thunder.

Creator of the missionary position.

extremely fit woman: ALAN! I LOVE YOU!!

Alan Gray: Eeeer, sorry, its just eeeer, non-sensicle. Im afraid eeeer, ive currently got the world to save.

Extremely fit woman: What? With rugby?

Alan Gray: Yes, and WITH MY AXE!!!

See alan, rugby, beer, sex

Gayrage

1. An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeysand produced by shit ..

Van Gogh-kart

1. (n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear. Some fucker sideswiped ..

Dollin

1. the act of lookinq pretty. Everytime yu see her she's dollin. See dolling, doll, pretty 2. something that is really really cool..

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