What is Alan Gray?
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Greatest man ever to live.
Currently believed to be predecesssor and successor of Jesus christ.
If the world was Rugby-ball shaped; He'd be king.
Born circa. 4000 BC, although real date unknown.
Currently resides in Olympus.
South African God of thunder.
Creator of the missionary position.
extremely fit woman: ALAN! I LOVE YOU!!
Alan Gray: Eeeer, sorry, its just eeeer, non-sensicle. Im afraid eeeer, ive currently got the world to save.
Extremely fit woman: What? With rugby?
Alan Gray: Yes, and WITH MY AXE!!!
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