Alan Gray

What is Alan Gray?

Greatest man ever to live.

Currently believed to be predecesssor and successor of Jesus christ.

If the world was Rugby-ball shaped; He'd be king.

Born circa. 4000 BC, although real date unknown.

Currently resides in Olympus.

South African God of thunder.

Creator of the missionary position.

extremely fit woman: ALAN! I LOVE YOU!!

Alan Gray: Eeeer, sorry, its just eeeer, non-sensicle. Im afraid eeeer, ive currently got the world to save.

Extremely fit woman: What? With rugby?

Alan Gray: Yes, and WITH MY AXE!!!

See alan, rugby, beer, sex

Pipped

1. When you totally out do some one, usually in insult form. "your a gay" "your mums a gay.... haha pipped" See pip,..

Unteresting

1. A cunning retort to a rather mundane story relayed by an acquaintance. The slight distortion of the word "interesting" lea..

Incisorcize

1. 1.The act of performing a circumcision with ones teeth. 2.Basically biting off someones foreskin. Holy shit! Jeffery Dahmer just incis..

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