Alan Keyes

What is Alan Keyes?


1.

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.

Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.


14

Random Words:

1. something people typically type in google when they are thinking of what to search for. a motion similar to tapping your fingers on a d..
1. Xmods are a new 1/28th scale mini RC car sold exclusively through Radio Shack stores. They have fully proportional steering and throttle..
1. A universal code name used in prank phone calls. Normaly best friends with Armondo. Use's creepy old man voice, and who's gend..