What is Alan Money?
1.
1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.
2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an 
"How much money did you make today dude?"
"Alan money"
"That bad huh?"
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2.
1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.
2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an 
"How much money did you make today dude?"
"Alan money"
"That bad huh?"
See 
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