Alan Raymundo

What is Alan Raymundo?


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a really dumb wanna be punk kid. wears like 20 belts and only dates chubby chicks. always brags about doing stuff with his hoe girlfriend could be a little emo faggot most of the time. he cant read and hates paying for stuff

me: hey alan raymundo want to go to the movies?

alan: no dude im waiting for my girl. dude omg she gave me a blowjob

me: idc bitch you wanna go?

alan: chicks before sticks im an idiot

See alan, punk, idiot, hoe, dyslexic


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