What is Alancheek?
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Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek
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Enough money to buy a maybach ( a $1,300,000 car)
I'm gettin may bach money.
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A more politically correct term for a fag or gay man when used with your friends when angered.
Shut up you velvet tipper.
See gay, fag..
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A catchphrase a man says before jackhammering his partner and consequently breaking his/her neck.
Henry said 'It's hammer tim..