What is Alancheek?
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Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek
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A stupid blonde girl who does not get whats happening 80% of the time. She needs to be reminded of what shes doing. She also does not kn..
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As defined by Roger's Profanisaurus, a 'zig-a-zig-ahh' is to have a really good wank to a Spice Girls video.
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