What is Alancheek?
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Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek
Random Words:
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A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.
Imminent death..
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An unoriginal, yet mildly amusing person who steals most of what he says from popular songs.
"So Matt tried to pick up that skeeze..
