What is Alancheek?
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Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek
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A Jade moment is where you say something that you think is hilarious.. which results in an awkward silence because nobody else found it ..
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when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face
aka a cum filled condom slap
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