Alancheek

What is Alancheek?


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Rhyming slang for wank of the week, describing a person who masterbates so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of wanking, including poking ones own bumhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it

He has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek


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