Alanda

What is Alanda?


1.

1) A female name derived from 'Amanda', it is also the female form of the male name 'Alan'.

2) A very nice individual who has some anger management issues, but is otherwise amazing. She is very intelligent, but is also a HUGE procrastinator. Once you get to know her she is one of the coolest people ever. Her, and her group of friends are known for their rather odd behavior. You will often find them gestrating while they speak; speaking in extremely abnormal voices; making sexual jokes; and using words like 'whilst', 'hither', 'thither', 'tis', and other such words. She makes the greatest best friend, despite all of her quirks. She is also in love with sweetarts

1) Hey Alanda, come here.

2) This Alanda girl is rather uber, I'm so glad that we're bff's.

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name given to a sexy ass biatch...usually male accompained by a fine ass girlfriend. this male comes from a mixture of irish /mexican heritage. Also a sexual position when the male is sitting on an ironing board while the female performs a oral sex.

"You know that dude Alanda, he is dead sexy."

"Last night I got the best alanda from Kim!"

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