Alaned

What is Alaned?

to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.

I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.

See masturbation, hair, weird, australia, darwin, grod

Iop

1. Acronym for: Intensive Out Patient. Relating to rehab. Dumb ass: Hey I just failed my piss test at IOP today! Me: Wow you think your ..

Vegetable Shopping

1. When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick. Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk. ..

Ignoracting

1. people displaying a wild and obnoxious behaviour they were in the parking lot ingnoracting for real, with that fussing and cussing..

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