Alaned

What is Alaned?


1.

to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.

I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.

See masturbation, hair, weird, australia, darwin, grod


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