Alanjoos

What is Alanjoos?

noun - a hard-working friend that never takes your calls, or engages in pre-planned events, because he has more important things to attend to.

I tried to stay friends with him, but in lieu of his recent inability to answer his cell, I've come to think of him as a total alanjoos nowadays.

See slacker, asshole, jerk

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