Alanjoos

What is Alanjoos?

noun - a hard-working friend that never takes your calls, or engages in pre-planned events, because he has more important things to attend to.

I tried to stay friends with him, but in lieu of his recent inability to answer his cell, I've come to think of him as a total alanjoos nowadays.

See slacker, asshole, jerk

Doufer

1. a wet vagina that has no need for spit or lube to participate in the action of intercourse, my penis slid right in her doufer See doof..

Zoo

1. Short for zoophile, which means one who has a deep emotional attraction to animals and may prefer them to a human as a companion/sexual ..

Oh Fish

1. instead of using the more abusive 'fuck' use fish Oh fish you man!!! Can't you get what i am saying all this long?..

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