What is Alanjoos?
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noun - a hard-working friend that never takes your calls, or engages in pre-planned events, because he has more important things to attend to.
I tried to stay friends with him, but in lieu of his recent inability to answer his cell, I've come to think of him as a total alanjoos nowadays.
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A person who gives free handjobs.
Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.
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