What is Alarm Cat?
1.
A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).
Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<
Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...
Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<
Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!
See
Random Words:
1.
The woman sticks several or more food-coloring full water balloons up her anus. The man proceeds to fuck her in the ass, thus breaking t..
1.
(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.
The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shi..
1.
Used to describe behaviour that is particularly rowdy and crazy, usually due to drunkenness. May be abbreviated to 'OTG'.
1. ..
