What is Alarm Cat?
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A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).
Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<
Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...
Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<
Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!
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