Alarm Cat

What is Alarm Cat?

1.

A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).

Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<

Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...

Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<

Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!

See alarm clock, cat, kitty, snooze
84

Random Words:

Kapish
1. term used at the end of a sentence that says, "ya feel me?" "ya get what im sayin?" " ya smell me?" "..
Read more
Bbjtcim
1. Beautiful Blow Job - Takes Cum in Mouth I wanted her to put on a small show and then get a BBJTCIM, but she would have none of it. Se..
Read more
Ultra-liberal
1. The "attack machines" of the Democratic Party. Because of their far left-wing criticisms and ideas, they are disagreed with by..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free