What is Alarm Clock?
1.
When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.
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2.
An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"
3.
A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.
I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.
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4.
the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.
dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.
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5.
A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.
My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.
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6.
I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away .
7.
1. A device that is used so that a certain time, it will make a noise or disturbance to signify that you need to wake up or do something.
2. Having my friends call me up at various times of the day to wake me up from my sleep... a.k.a. Frances, Mark, Erin, and Adrian. Hahaha. LaMo...
1. A clock with a device to make a noise or disturbance.
2. "Call my phone in 30 minutes... or else."
