Alarm Cock Edit Meaning

1.

Also see: Dirt Rooster

When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"

Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.

Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"

"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"

2.

An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.

My cheeks are red because my boyfriend woke me up with the alarm cock.

3.

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

See urine, pee, alarm, morning, wake

4.

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.

jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.

See bukkake, moneyshot, cumguzzler, whore, slut

5.

alarm cock is when one is awoken from sleep by recieving head. usually the male beig awoken by a female but both cases are common and enjoyable!

timmy "shit dude my girl woke me up at like 6 this morning!"

pettie "what a bitch"

timmy "yeah but it was alarm cock so it was bless"

See cock, bitch, blow job, head, smeg, willy, oral sex

6.

An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.

there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays

7.

when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night

"You look tired girlfriend!"

"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"

"High five sistah!"

See boner, woody, chubby, erection, hard on