What is Alarm Poach?
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when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.
Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.
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when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach
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When a male and female are engaged in sexual intercourse and going at it full pelt the males penis accidently slips out but in the heat ..
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A lush (woman), who gets shipwrecked on the good Ship Morgan
That girls a proper Fannyballs, a right little sort
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The process of being owned, g00d style.
AHAH OMG YOU GOT OWNED UP g00d style!!!..
