What is Alarm Poach?
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when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.
Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.
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when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach
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When a mans bellie sticks out further than his dickie-do
If I continue to to eat like this it'll be no time before i'm suffer..
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noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.
"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have repor..
