What is Alarm Poach?
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when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.
Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.
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when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach
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A podcast skit from the show Cort and Fatboy, found on cortandfatboy . It documents the antics of George W. Bush as if he were a child ..
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When you are eating pizza, and you take a bite, only to find that that the super-gooey cheese stretches out in front of you, and snaps o..
