What is Alarmaphobia?
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Fear of your alarm clock scaring you when it wakes you up so you continuously wake yourself up every few minutes that way the alarm won't scare you when it goes off.
George: *Yawn*
Harold: "Why are you so tired?"
George: "Dude, my alarmaphobia kept me up all night."
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