Alarmclock Blowjob

What is Alarmclock Blowjob?

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

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Nobble

1. To decieve or cheat. "He nobbled me out of my inheritance"; "She nobbled the customers who trusted her"; "the ..

Teze'd

1. Teze'd is the feeling you get when you smoke weed the day after doing a bunch of ecstasy. Since you still have some that shit in yo..

Twug

1. short for "twitter hug" When @DonnieWahlberg was feeling forgotten he set a goal to receive 1 million twugs. See twitter, hu..

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