Alarmclock Blowjob

What is Alarmclock Blowjob?

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

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1. Just like a pearl necklace, except when the guy has an infection or STD, making his spooge a greenish color. "Dude, I got to get t..

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1. A much better way of saying "do you want to" or "are you going to". Confuses fools who aren't familiar with it..

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