Alarmclock Blowjob

What is Alarmclock Blowjob?

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

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Pencil Fucker

1. 1. To fuck a pencil. 2. To insert a pencil into an improper hole. 3. It can also be used as the same as a piece of shit or an ass hole..

Petrelli

1. a total wuss; someone who whinges a lot in order to avoid a responsibility OR a person with the skill/ ability but lacks the balls/spi..

Orken

1. "orken" another word for "kork" "y0 orken move ya fsckin big aZZ to subway" See void..

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