Alarmclock Blowjob

What is Alarmclock Blowjob?

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

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Red Version

1. n. This refers to the "pokemon red" version in the pokemon for gameboy videogame series. This was orginally released in Japan ..

Zoph

1. man who is abnormally large in certain areas "king kong dong" man that guy has a huge zoph See large, big, huge, donkey, gig..

Aww Shit The Cops

1. 1: A saying you say when something bad happens. 2: When a party is rolled. Brad: Aye the teacher is coming! Brian: AWW SHIT THE COPS!..

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