Alarmclock Blowjob

What is Alarmclock Blowjob?

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

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1. When two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as bumper cars. Those two chicks were carpet bumpers all night long because..

Aetolus

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Nyunn

1. A small winged creature that feeds off the bottoms of sock drawers. SWEET MOTHER OF CORN! Look at that Nyunn go! See corn, nyunn, sock..

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