Alarmclock Blowjob

What is Alarmclock Blowjob?

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

See blow job, blowjob, head, morning wood, suck dick

Screen Of Azure Doom

1. Another term for the BSODor blue screen of doom. Damn, this....evil screen of azure DOOM has plagued my computer for the LAST TIME...

Zit-beard

1. The cluster formation of pimples -- both white/blackheads and reddish, burnt acne scars that cover the majority of the face in a beard-l..

Utter Wank

1. Of Questionable Quality. "Man, the PS3 is utter wank!" See utter, wank, bad, poor, quality..

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