Alarmclock Blowjob

What is Alarmclock Blowjob?

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

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Unblowupable

1. Cannot explode. "The word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days" -Homer Simpson..

Your Mother's Stank Vagina

1. Man this shit fucking STINKS!!!!!! oh god, who the fuck farted..

Planger

1. When your mum comes home an there's shit (not fescies, but anything ranging from tpilet paper to a paint brush) ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHE..

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