Alarm-cock

What is Alarm-cock?

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

See screwing, fucking, having sex, getting it on, boinking

Stanky

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Queerbasket

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Ufn

1. Until Further Notice. 1. UFN, my room is off limits to sexual shenanigans. 2. I'm out of the country, UFN. See ufn, notice, la..

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