Alarm-cock

What is Alarm-cock?

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

See screwing, fucking, having sex, getting it on, boinking

Uday

1. One of Saddams sons, infamous for his torturing of athletes and his torture-rape-murders of women. Uday is dead now and good riddance. ..

Failio

1. A person who fails. Oh my god, your such a failio for misspelling your own name on a test. See fail, person, failio, stupid, dumb, idi..

Scene Ball

1. a trend on neopets.com where scene collectors go around and when the see a scene kid, they throw a scene ball at them. they must fit the..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Alarm-cock Edit Meaning