Alarm-cock

What is Alarm-cock?


1.

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

See screwing, fucking, having sex, getting it on, boinking


32

Random Words:

1. ..an event, job, date, that gets screwed-up, not what is was supposed to be... ...i gotta tell ya kati..this thing turned into nothing ..
1. The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass. Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us ..
1. KFC- making fun of their extra small yardbird pieces..