Alarm-cock

What is Alarm-cock?

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

See screwing, fucking, having sex, getting it on, boinking

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