Alarm-cock

What is Alarm-cock?

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

See screwing, fucking, having sex, getting it on, boinking

Keppie

1. to suck someones tiny dick whilst playing with a retards balls ed: i'm off for a keppie joe: think i might join ya See keppie, p..

The Three B's

1. Everything required for a happy existance: Booze, Babes, and Bud. I got The Three B's, so life is good! See weed, booze, bitches,..

Hkyhds

1. acronym: Hey Kitchen/Kid, You Have Down's Syndrome. Used to remind Kitchen (or any kid) exactly what is wrong with them <kitch..

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