Alarm-cock

What is Alarm-cock?


1.

When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.

Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!

Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.

Karen: You go girl!

See screwing, fucking, having sex, getting it on, boinking


32

Random Words:

1. noun: the name for an extremely overweight male's manboobs. Usually screamed in a fit of drunken anger on New Years to a fat man. ..
1. Usually a name given to an awesome person! A person that is cool with you being yourself and will never insult you for it..even when you..
1. the words you can't say at the airport. Guy 1: yo man I bombed that midterm good thing I'm still allowed to go to the field ..