What is Alarm-cock?
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When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.
Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
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