What is Alarmcock?
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The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.
A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.
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To hide, unlink or obfuscate data in order to protect it.
Are you going to encrypt the bank details with DES?
Nah, I'll just use ..
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ooh my that was so funny and weird and I dont understand wow hahahah what
"hai gaiz whats up"
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