What is Alarmcock?
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The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.
A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.
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